snail
17 July 2020 @ 18:18



To friend or not to friend, that is the question...
and the answer is 'Yes, please!'


If you feel the remotest urge to friend me, please do - I promise not to bite you, stalk you, or lure you into a sinister cult and insist you grow a beard.

The leather shorts are, as always, completely optional.


And now the science bit. Sadly, LiveJournal's management have a tendency to change their minds about privacy, so my entries are now locked, and much as I hate it, my journal is Friends Only.

If you like, you can leave a comment here. Please don't be shy. There's cookies and ice cream, and voddy on Fridays... 

Thank you for your patience; please return your seat to the upright position.


December 1st, 2013